Showing posts with label funny friendship sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny friendship sms. Show all posts

Sunday, 27 November 2011

Islamic Sms Messages

Assalamalekum "Beshak khud apko bhi maut ayegi aur yeh sab bhi mar ne hain." ( sure- zumar,atat - 30 )
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Nabi (s) farmaya woh shaks ! Hum me se nahi, jo neki ka hukm nahi deta ! Aur burai se mana nahi karta. (Tirmizi)
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Apne Aap Ko " ZER " Samjho! " ZABAR " Mat Samjho Kyun K Kal Ko Aapko " PAISH " Hona Hai . . . THINK ABOUT IT . . .
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AJEEB HAQIQAT Insan Agar Kisi K Saamney Roye Or Apna Dukh Bayan Kare To Dosra Shakhs Us Ko Khud Se Durr Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Jab K Yahi Amal Agar ALLAH K Samney Kare To ALLAH Usay Khud Sy Aur Qareeb Karta Hai.
Es Liye Logon K Saamney Muskurao Or ALLAH PAK K Saamney Sar Jhukao.
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Fanaa Na Kr Apni Zindagi Ko Rah-E-Junon Mea - Aay Jawan.
Kab Karega Ibadat ??
Jab Gunah Karny Ki Taqat Na Hogi ??? 
* THINK DEEPLY *
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Oor insaan ka dil buhat tung ha (
sura isra v 100) 
Allah kisee shahkis ko us ki takat say zada taqleef nahie data(sura - al -baqara v 286)
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KABA pr Ghilaf is liye hai k pta chley ye koi aam ghar nhi Allah ka Ghar hai Quran pr Ghilaf is liye hai k pta chly ye koi aam kitab nhi Allah ki kitab hai Isi trha Muslim Orat ko prdy ka hukam hai ta k pta chly ye koi aam Orat nhi Muslim Orat hai Apni nazron ko bhi jhuka kr chala karo ta k pta chly k ye koi aam shakhs nhi MOHAMMAD S.A.W.W. ka ummati ja raha hai. "SUBHANALLAH
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Sometimes Allah fills our eyeswith tears. Perhaps he makes our eyes washed once in a while so that we can see life with a good vision again
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Duniya mein ehtaram ke qabil hain jitne log
main sab ko manta hon magar mustafa(s.a.w) k baad
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Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.
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"kaaba" kitna khush qismat hai 

keh ye Allah ka ghar hai

laikin is may Allah nahi rehta

Momin "kaaba" say b zyada khush qismat hai jis k dil may Allah rehta hai
"Think about it"
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Aap ke Message to Roz Milte hain Usme Kya khas Bat hai
Bus Ab to Aap Rubaru milo To Bari Bat hai

Apni Pareshani Me to Sab Pareshan hain
Dusro ki Pareshani ko Apna samjhe to Bari Bat hai

Yaha Kirdar ka Certificate to Sab Dete hain Shakil
Ab to koi Niyat ka Cirtificate de to Bari Bat hai
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Saturday, 26 November 2011

Love Sms Messages

ye mat soch k tm ne chorr diya tu mein toot gaie thi
chahny waley bht they jo hum ne chorr they apki khatir
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Utha haath aor maang ly Rab sy usy Babar
deta to har rooz hai wohi per is din ki kuch aor baat hai 
jumma mubbarak .
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Small but True/
Na koi kissi sy dor hota ha.
Na koi kisi k kareeb hota ha
Zindgi khud he nazdeek ly ati ha
Jab koi kisi k naseeb ma hota ha
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Tamna us k jisam ki hoti to
dunya se cheen leta ibne adam

mera pyar us ki rooh se hai 
is liye use rab se mangta hn
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Hum hai wafa parast wafa karte rahe gain
hai jurm tou yeh jurm hum sada karte rahe gain

ae dost kuda rakhe sada tujh ko salamat
hum tere liye yeh dua karte rahe gain
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EK DIN JUB HUM DUNIYA CHOR JAYEN GY
MAT SOCHNA AP KO BHOOL JAYEN GY 

BS AIK BAAR ANKHEIN BAND KR K KHOLNA
HUM BAN K ANSOO PALKON PR UTR AYEN GY
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Hazaar chehron me us ki mushahbatain mili mujh ko mohsin
par dil ki zid thi agr wo nahi to us jaisa b nahi
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...,*,...
('//\\')
('{¤'_'¤'}')
(,,_/\¥/\_,,)
(,,,,,/''''\,,,,,)
""||"" 
Never Expect Anything
In Return from Anyone..'

But the Truth Is:
When We Really Love Someone;
We Naturally Expect
A Little Care from Them....


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Kaise bhula dite hain log teri is khudai ko ya raab
mujh se to tera banya howa aik shakhs bhulya nahi jata
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Wo sach hi kahta tha k teri muskrahat se pyar hai
q k jate jate meri muskraht bhi sath le gya
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suna hai pyaar kernyin waly ajeeb hoty hain
gam k badly khush naseeb hoty hain
mery dost mhabbat tum zarur kerna ,
ku k pyaar kernyin waly bary khush naseeb hoty hain
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Koi humein kaise juda kr paye ga mazhar
kiya kisi ne phool se khushboo ko juda hote dikha hai
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Piyar or barish dono aik jaisy hain jo hamesha
yaadgaar hoty hn
barish jism bhigoti ha
OR 
pyar ankhen.
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Miss You SMS Messages

Tery baghair kisi cheez ki kami to nai A Shami
Tery baghair tabiat udas rehti hai
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Aaj kuch bat kr raha hai dil
Shayad koi faryad kr raha hai dil

Chupke se keh diya dharkan ne
Woh Aap he ho jissay yaad kr raha hai Dil
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Unki Tasveer Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hain
Iss Tarah Judai Ka Gham Mitaa Lete Hain

Kisi Tarah Zikar Ho Jaye Unka
To Hans Kar Bheegi Palkein Jhuka Lete Hain
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AKSAR WO MUJH SY POUCHTE HY K!
KIA ZINDAGI HY OR KIA MOUT?
MAI KHAMOSH REHTA HUN OR DIL HE DIL MAI KHETA HUN K 
THUJY PAA LIA TO ZINDAGI HY 
OR KHOO DIYA TO MOUT
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Muk Chali Ay Raat
Wich Sajna Di Yaad
Dil Kare Faryad
Nai Jeena Tere Baad
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Utray Jo zindagi Teri Gehraiyon Mein Hum
Mehfil MEin Reh k b Rahy Tanhaiyon Mein Hum

Isy Deewangi NahiTo OR Kya Kahain
Pyar Dhondty Rahy perchaiyon Mein Hum
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"'For my friend'" 
"To whom"
'I miss a lot '

I sit here alone ....
Feeling so empty & loney.
I think of you of every minute of the day .....&
Wondering, how are you ?
What are you doing.....?

Wishing .......!
I could hold you.
I could talk you.
I sit remembering all we shared .
Dreaming of all that will be.


And crying a tear for every minute .

We are a part.
At time........I tell myself !
I am strong & time apart
Will go quickly.
I sit & cry & wonder......!
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" why love hurt this way "

" why love hurt this way "
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Mujh say Aksar Woh Aik he Sawal Puchta hai
Tum Mujhay itna Pyar kyun Karte ho

Koi Ja kar bata day Usko
ZINDAGI kis ko Pyari nhe hoti 

*I MISS U*
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Khuwabon Main Jo Lutf Tha Wo Ab Nahi Raha 
Lout Aao K Meri Neend Ko Zarorat Hay Tumhari
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Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm wid u...
2) Still wid u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
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jab nahai ati to barsoon nahi ati 
jab ati hai to aksar tere yaad ati hai
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KANTOO SE DIL LAGAO K TA OMUMER SATH DY 
PHOLOON KA KAYA K SAANS KI GERMI BI NA SEHE SAKEY
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if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take care of u...love you always...miss u...
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Friendship Sms Messages

dosti ki judai ka gham na karo
dour rah kar bhi dosti kam na karo 

agar mile zindagi ke mood par kabhi tho 
dekh kar hame aankh band na karo
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Aaapa
Amerea
Apyarea
Asea
Afrienda
Ahoa
AIa
Amissa
Ayoua
Aina
Aaa
Anewa
Astylea
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Samajh nhi ai na hr
lafz ka pehla or akhri word hata kr parhen
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Nahi masroof main itna keh tujhe bhool jaon Ay dost 
koi jab yad hi na kry to kisi ko tang krna acha nhi lgta
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dori ho to esaashota hai
dost k bina jiwan kitna udass hota hai

umer apki satroon jitni lambi ho
aisa dost khan har kisi pas hota hai
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Ye Jo Taron Bhara Hy Asman
Ye b Muntazir Hy Meri Tarah
Issy Chand Ki Hy Justujoo
Mjhe Chandni Ki Talash Hy
Wo Jo Muntazir Tha Chand Ka
Ussy Mil Giya Mangy Bina
Jissy Chandni Ki Talash Thi
Wo Dakhta he Reh giya
Wo Dakhta he Reh giya
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If
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open
my ,--. .--. '. ( .' " .). "
heart
what
will
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see? ,--. I .--.'. ( MISS ( .' " .) YOU ). " ((.FRIEND.)).
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Wo Aur Hon Ge Jinhe Teri Zaat Se Ho Gharz Aye Dost
Hum Har Doar Me Tujhe Milein Ge Be-Matlb Ho Ke
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Kese Bhool Jayein Hum Us Gulab Ke Phool Jese Dost Ko Aik Pal Mein 
Jis Ki Khushboo Se Humari Zindagi Ki Saansen Chalti Hon
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Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. 
Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. 
May all of your dreams and wishes come true.
Coz I couldn"t find a better friend like you
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Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.
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Phulo se bagiya mahekti rahe ,
sitaro se duniya chamkati rahe,
hum rahe na rahe,
dua h rab se aapki kismat har dam chamkti rahe....
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Socha n tha is tarah koi apna milega,
1 khubsurat sa mujhko sapna milega,
jab kabhi mahsus ho zarurat meri!
Bas awaz dena, 
har waqt apka ye dost apko "apna" milega
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''pyar''ki''galion''may koi''ghum''na ho,,, ''hamari''ye ''dosti'' kbhi kam na ho,bus yehi hay ''dua''tum ''khush''raho,,,kia''pata''ye ''message''krne ''wale''{KAL HO NA HO}
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New theory:
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Argument wins the person,but loses the relation so don't argue with your friend just
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Slap them n say,
kum bol kum. ...:D
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Funny Sms Messages

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha

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jis ka wazan


80 kilo se 
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)
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zardari ko dekha to rooh khush ho gai
aik kmi wo bhe puri ho gai

pagal hen wo log jo kehty hen
k chempenzy ki aakhri nsl khtm ho gai
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Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho................................k demagh hai b k nhe
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A message from dengue Machar

Me duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.

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Lahore Lahore ay.
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SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....
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WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.
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Jab koi mushkil pad jaye.jab koi afat ho jaye.
To.
to.
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To.
To.
To
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Khud nipto harkate hi tumhari aisi hai.
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"1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja'ay
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Putar Bashir,wapsi ty 65 wali pepsi lenda aayen teri phophi aii ay.
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"75 sal k 1 admi ne newspaper may ishtehar diya 
ZARORA-E-RISHTA
3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k 
baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai" ha ha ha ha ha ha
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In this world everybody makes mistakes,but only Girlfriend,Wife & Boss have the God-gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them & reminding them..:)
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Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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Bus....Badmashi
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Insaan ko sab se bara shock kab lagta hy ?
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Socho !!
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Arey nahi pata ?
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Tab lagta hy jab wo bina package sms chikk raha ho :
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