Funny Sms Messages

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha

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jis ka wazan


80 kilo se 
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)

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zardari ko dekha to rooh khush ho gai
aik kmi wo bhe puri ho gai

pagal hen wo log jo kehty hen
k chempenzy ki aakhri nsl khtm ho gai
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Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho................................k demagh hai b k nhe

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A message from dengue Machar

Me duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.

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Lahore Lahore ay.
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SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....
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WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.
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Jab koi mushkil pad jaye.jab koi afat ho jaye.
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Khud nipto harkate hi tumhari aisi hai.
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"1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja'ay
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Putar Bashir,wapsi ty 65 wali pepsi lenda aayen teri phophi aii ay.
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"75 sal k 1 admi ne newspaper may ishtehar diya 
ZARORA-E-RISHTA
3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k 
baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai" ha ha ha ha ha ha
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In this world everybody makes mistakes,but only Girlfriend,Wife & Boss have the God-gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them & reminding them..:)
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Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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Bus....Badmashi
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Insaan ko sab se bara shock kab lagta hy ?
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Socho !!
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Arey nahi pata ?
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Tab lagta hy jab wo bina package sms chikk raha ho :
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